| Mum: | Hi, you alright? |
| Me: | Yes thanks. |
| Mum: | I'm just ringing because I'm drunk at a wedding and I can't remember the name of that crazy American comedian with the funny hair and glasses that you like so much. |
| Me: | *pause* Woody Allen? |
| Mum: | That's it thanks! |
| Me: | Okay, bye. |