November 2011
7 posts
Mum: Hi, you alright?
Me: Yes thanks.
Mum: I'm just ringing because I'm drunk at a wedding and I can't remember the name of that crazy American comedian with the funny hair and glasses that you like so much.
Me: *pause* Woody Allen?
Mum: That's it thanks!
Me: Okay, bye.
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Material for Billy Connolly in a notebook from...
“I was putting my willy up my wife (back and forth and back and forth) but my willy went floppy so I did a wee hard jobby and put that in instead”.
If you are Billy Connolly’s agent, feel free to get in touch.
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What did Salvador Dalí's Alice in Wonderland look... →
via Stuart Rutherford
I MADE THIS!
As Christmas shopping season is now with us, please remember my book. It’s a perfect gift for someone you don’t really know or like. It’s also great for people who love Miranda (or a joke present for someone who hates her).
It’s available on Kindle now as well, so there’s no need to clutter up your bookshelf. This also means you can ‘search inside’ and...
