December 2008
128 posts
Too thousand and, nein?
It’s 1924 and I feel old.
Almost half past seven and I’m a little tipsy and have no make up on, a hoody and slippers as well as slipper socks. I’m 23. How did this happen? I should be out snogging men, taking drugs, inserting anything and everything into my anus and ramming my vagina with leftover sage and onion.
Still I have pleasures in my life. The bad joke at the...
A Double Standard in Transcription? | PolySigh →
crowth:
The, uh, New York Times are, erm, picking and choosing whose interview transcripts they, uh, clean up for verbal fillers, like, uh, ‘erm’, and, uh, ‘you know’. Barack Obama’s words are refined to a precise eloquence, whereas, I mean, Caroline Kennedy’s words are left, you know, precisely as they came out of her, uh, mouth.
I always hated my editor for not letting me clean this up in...
jamiewatson
jamiewatson:
thesophie:
… he ‘likes’ it when i’m lonely and bitter.
what a bastard!
Misery loves company?
Or at least the irony of making a new years resolution to get invited to a new years party. Assuming I understand irony correctly.
Never explain irony! Which is perhaps why my ironic bad stand-up routine went down so badly so often.
jamiewatson
… he ‘likes’ it when i’m lonely and bitter.
what a bastard!
my new year's resolution is to get invited to a...
/selfpity/whathappenswhenyoudumpyourboyfriend
dear darkhorsedan
I wanted to post a comment but couldn’t.
So I commented a push pop.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-21) →
Frank Sinatra (6)
Dean Martin (5)
Barenaked Ladies (4)
Elvis Presley (3)
Vince Guaraldi Trio (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
tarts:
nownownowboy:
dizzee rascal - that’s not...
Around The World In 80 Faiths | BBC Press Office →
crowth:
You’ve probably seen the ads on telly by now, but I felt the need to balance out my militantly atheistic blogging with a religious recommendation. If you missed Extreme Pilgrim then you probably won’t know that Peter Owen Jones is a vicar on a mission to explore the entire gamut of religious experience first-hand. He’s also a bit of a dude. He and theologian Robert Beckford are two...
'You Have Been Watching' Charlie Brooker →
New Channel 4 Show for Charlie Brooker. From Chortle -
Charlie Brooker is to host a new Channel 4 comedy show about the workings of TV.
The acerbic journalist, whose BBC Four show Screenwipe is alread a cult hit, will be fronting You Have Been Watching next year.
Details of the show are still sketchy, but the programme will feature Brooker and guests ‘casting their eyes over the...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-21) →
Frank Sinatra (6)
Dean Martin (5)
Barenaked Ladies (4)
Vince Guaraldi Trio (3)
The Jackson 5 (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
sparklingpants:
Gayla Peevey— I Want A...
“She brought a lot of pleasure to people with no sense of humour.”
– Richard Herring pays tribute to the late Kathy Staff. (via mudisland)
I just listened to this, so funny! I was tempted to edit out the bit where Rich drunkenly takes on the persona of a disgruntled Strictly Come Dancing voter. Can’t be bothered though.
Watchpeterwknox:
ohryan:
Flight of the Conchords - Season 2 Premiere
Available on FunnyOrDie starting today.
(via: rumorsontheinternets: azizisbored)
If you wanted to watch ON pwk.com
Any UK possibilities?
I LOVE WINE AND CHRISTMAS!!!!
don’t make me choose.
I fancy one of you....
….comment if you think it’s you.
(It’s probably not)
*edit* no one will ever offer themselves, you’re all too modest, so suggest each other if that makes you more comfortable
can you stop posting pictures of suzi cruise...
i really couldn’t give a fuck. it’s a kid. lots of kids are cute. if you continue i will post many pictures of my nieces and nephew.
this is a horrible idea.
Hello tumblr
Today things -
- Finished my Christmas shopping, bar my nephew’s birthday present (NYE boy)
- Arranged a Christmas night (tomorrow - expect photos) with my best buds Dan and Geoff
- Sang The Wheels on the Bus with my niece.
- Drank wine *opens another*
- Watched The Santa Clause and Charlie Brooker’s Screenwipe.
- Changed my evening plans. So no lunch with Briss.
-Oh! and...
hereharehere:
Anthony Minghella’s short play...
sparklingpants:
Welcome Christmas - from Dr....
“Sophie, thank you for making me spit my milk.”
– bryonmcdonald
euphemism of the day
beacon11:
branduponthebrain:
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mudisland:
Adam and Joe talk about a secularists...
“Let’s see who can buy the smokes with the goriest photies on them…”
– John Brissenden
You heard the man! The Challenge is on!
In The Loop - Thick of It spin-off premieres at... →
From Chortle - Armando Iannucci’s movie spin-off from The Thick Of It is receive its premiere at the Sundance Film Festival next month. In The Loop – which stars James Gandolfini, Chris Addison, Peter Capaldi, and Steve Coogan – will have its first public screening on January 22.
The 109-minute comedy revolves around politicians and bureaucrats from both America and Britain scrabbling...
johnbrissenden:
mudisland:
Alan Parker Urban...
planettampon:
31 days of 2k8
#17: Sigur Rós -...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-12-14) →
Nat King Cole (2)
Mariah Carey (2)
Bing Crosby (2)
Mae (1)
Katy Perry (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Bush really missed a trick...
Imagine if he’d said -
“I mean who throws a shoe, honestly?”
I think we would have forgiven him of everything.
I love my dashboard...
I was playing Beethoven’s Mondscheinsonate, I forget who posted it and then played the video of Bush getting shoes thrown at him.
They go together so well.
Thank you boys xxx
