thesophie: Archive

Feb 7th

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Feb 6th

thesophie: Google's Biggest Questions, Answered →

A blog I did for the Huffington Post.

Feb 6th

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Feb 4th

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Feb 4th

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Feb 4th

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Jan 31st

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Jan 27th

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“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient...”

– Dr. Seuss (via theremina)

Jan 10th

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Jan 10th

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Jan 10th

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Most disturbing dream of the weekend was the foursome with Bianca from Eastenders, Amy Winehouse (alive) and Russell Brand while in the house of the woman who was going to supply me with all the kittens.

Jan 8th

Mum: Hi, you alright?
Me: Yes thanks.
Mum: I'm just ringing because I'm drunk at a wedding and I can't remember the name of that crazy American comedian with the funny hair and glasses that you like so much.
Me: *pause* Woody Allen?
Mum: That's it thanks!
Me: Okay, bye.

Nov 26th

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Material for Billy Connolly in a notebook from...

“I was putting my willy up my wife (back and forth and back and forth) but my willy went floppy so I did a wee hard jobby and put that in instead”. If you are Billy Connolly’s agent, feel free to get in touch.

Nov 26th

Nov 23rd

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What did Salvador Dalí's Alice in Wonderland look... →

via Stuart Rutherford

Nov 20th

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Nov 19th

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I MADE THIS!

As Christmas shopping season is now with us, please remember my book. It’s a perfect gift for someone you don’t really know or like. It’s also great for people who love Miranda (or a joke present for someone who hates her). It’s available on Kindle now as well, so there’s no need to clutter up your bookshelf. This also means you can ‘search inside’ and...

Nov 13th

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eg Last night's dream

Last night the kittens were about the size of caterpillars, then after one night they were gorgeous silver tabbies and the main one could talk. He acted as translator between me and the others and I managed to teach them a dance routine. Also, ex sex.

Oct 16th

Top three dream themes

1. Looking after kittens 2. Sex 3. Forgetting to bring any luggage

Oct 16th

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Life in the UK: could you pass the citizenship... →

mabelmoments: You scored 11 out of a possible 24 You have failed, the pass mark was 75% According to the Life in the UK Test, you have insufficient knowledge of the English language or of life in the UK to remain Then it’s just as well I already have it. I got 13 out of 24. I don’t know enough about the history of immigration in the UK…

Oct 12th

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